So about that whole top of turn 2 assassination thing. Today I went to play a game with Keith and some people came up to me and asked "Is it true that you did a turn 1 assassination with eGaspy?!" Wtf? I'm not even good at this game!
Now I feel like "that douche who turn-1 killed a newb". Oh well. People will play games with me and realize how much I suck and not feel so bad.